There’s a saying I really like and use quite often: it’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you.
They’re really out to get Number Six.
This Number Six is not Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galactica, but Patrick McGoohan from The Prisoner. Though he’ll tell you quite forcefully and famously, “I am not a number. I am a free man.”
The opening credits tell the backstory: this man worked for…somebody, doing…something. Fans of the show say that he’s a secret agent — a reference to McGoohan’s previous TV series Secret Agent (aka Danger Man). But he quits. Angrily tenders his resignation. He’s got a nice vacation planned somewhere tropical, but while he’s packing, he’s knocked unconscious, kidnapped, and wakes up in the Village. (The lesson here is if you’re a secret agent, pack your bags BEFORE submitting your resignation, and go straight to the airport after.)

On the surface, the Village is a pleasant little place, with quaint little buildings and lovely little activities like band concerts and chess games. But if you try to leave the Village…go on, just try it. You can’t. You’ll be fetched back in an instant by a creepy white balloon the size of a Volkswagon. And it doesn’t look at all fun.
In the Village, everyone has a number. Number Six isn’t happy in the Village, as you might guess. People keep trying to get information from him. He keeps trying to escape and keeps getting dragged back by the white balloons — rovers, they’re called. He doesn’t know who’s in charge, but he keeps trying to find the elusive Number One. He speaks regularly with Number Two — who is different in every episode. No matter how hard he tries, he can’t get a handle on the place, and every friend he makes ultimately betrays him.
The Prisoner is both a product of its time — it’s a sort of late Sixties commentary on Cold War paranoia, with completely whacked-out design sensibilities that (according to my mother at least, who watched it when it first aired) were right at home in 1967 — and ahead of its time. The psychology at work here is fascinating: how much can one man take? What will “They” do next to break his will? There’s never really been anything like this on TV before or since (with the exception of a few classic Twilight Zone episodes). The resilience of the main character is what makes the show, er, captivating. You keep coming back because you want to see our hero’s next clever plan to outwit his captors — and how that plan will ultimately fail. He fails week after week, but he keeps trying.
This show is available on DVD. Check it out. I guarantee, watch just one episode and for the rest of your life, whenever you write down your social security or other ID number on a government form, you’ll whisper to yourself, “I am not a number…”
For everything you ever wanted to know about The Prisoner and more, see The Prisoner Online.
P.S. There’s a new version of The Prisoner in the works, for 2008 broadcast. Christopher Eccleston is not, as rumor had it, scheduled to play the title role. Alas…
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